17 Nov

Classified: Screenshot Of Obama’s Desktop

Red Square @ The People’s Cube:

You may wonder why Dear Leader hasn’t yet upgraded to Vista or Windows 8, but the fact is, all White House computers are running the outmoded 2008 Hope’N’Change Operating System, which is incompatible with any pre-existing software.

However, a team of unionized government programmers are selflessly toiling to improve its performance. The custom-made programs include AlibiMaker, FatwaGenerator, RigTheVote2012, and others.

An interactive animated character named Screwy sees everything you do and offers unsolicited advice based on Keynesian algorithms.

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Curt served in the Marine Corps for four years and has been a law enforcement officer in Los Angeles for the last 20 years.

4 Responses to Classified: Screenshot Of Obama’s Desktop

  1. Ditto says: 1

    However, a team of unionized government programmers are selflessly toiling to improve its performance. The custom-made programs include AlibiMaker, FatwaGenerator, RigTheVote2012, and others.

    I think I saw a typo there , RedSquare surely meant to write “However, a team of unionized government programmers are selfishly toiling to improve its performance. “

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  2. Dabigragu says: 2

    Nice job, Curt.
    Where’s the Man’s Country file?

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  3. Semilitterate says: 3

    This post belongs in the Sunday Funnies—-all effective humor contains an element of truth

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  4. MOS 8541 says: 4

    You missed the one “farting at a formal wipe house party” and blaming it is the “ghost of Bush”.

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